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Song Parodies -> "The Dickhead Dick Is Dead"
Original Song Title:
"The Wicked Witch Is Dead"
Original Performer:
Wizard of Oz soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"The Dickhead Dick Is Dead"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Gerrymandering of the House districts all but ensures incumbency for all. But even in my right-leaning district (CA 11th), voters had had enough of crooked pig-farmer-posing-as-congressman Richard Pombo and gave him the boot, electing Jerry McNerney. If you haven't been redistricted to suffer an incumbent scumbag, this may not resonate.
District 11 Voters:
So long, the dick is dead, we ditched Dick, the dickhead Dick.
'fore long the dipshit will have fled.
Shake up--creep is dead, career-wise, of Dick we're shed.
Shake up--the dickhead Dick is dead.
He's gone, errant gob Pombo,
A ho, a ho, a ho. Go, go! The door's closing--don't let it hit on way out.
Dick's gone, Jerry got vote. Dick was a Jack O. ho.
Had to go.
The dickhead Dick is fled.
Jerry McNerney:
As the new rep of this district,
Redrawn like the crooked leg of a dog,
I welcome your sanity.
Voter #1:
Has the result really been verified legally?
Voter #2:
It's he.
Voter #2:
Really?
Voter #3:
Truly.
Voter #4:
Dickie
Voter #5:
Was morally, ethic'lly,
Voter #6:
Spiritually, physically,
Voter #7:
Positively, absolutely,
Voter #8:
Undeniably a creepy, crooked dickhead.
Registrar of Voters:
As registrar I have averred,
You're no longer marred by this turd,
And this creepy filching dickhead
Can go sleep in his filthy bed.
Voters:
Yes, this is a day of independence
From this Munchkin who's descendent.
Bye, Dickie!
Yes, let the joyous news be spread:
The dickhead named Dick at last is dead.
So long, the dick is dead, we ditched Dick, the dickhead Dick.
'fore long the dipshit will have fled.
Shake up--creep is dead, career-wise, of Dick we're shed.
Shake up--the dickhead Dick is dead.
He's gone, errant gob Pombo,
A ho, a ho, a ho. Go, go! The door's closing--don't let it hit on way out.
Dick's gone, Jerry got vote. Dick was a Jack O. ho.
Had to go.
The dickhead Dick is fled.
Jerry McNerney:
As the new rep of this district,
Redrawn like the crooked leg of a dog,
I welcome your sanity.
Voter #1:
Has the result really been verified legally?
Voter #2:
It's he.
Voter #2:
Really?
Voter #3:
Truly.
Voter #4:
Dickie
Voter #5:
Was morally, ethic'lly,
Voter #6:
Spiritually, physically,
Voter #7:
Positively, absolutely,
Voter #8:
Undeniably a creepy, crooked dickhead.
Registrar of Voters:
As registrar I have averred,
You're no longer marred by this turd,
And this creepy filching dickhead
Can go sleep in his filthy bed.
Voters:
Yes, this is a day of independence
From this Munchkin who's descendent.
Bye, Dickie!
Yes, let the joyous news be spread:
The dickhead named Dick at last is dead.
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Fives from Woolsey country, John - and congrats on your new Rep!
i sang along
I was once redistricted to favor an incumbent Dick. Richard H. Zimmer, in the 12th District of New Jersey, which was heavily rewritten around his native Hunterdon County, but (mistakenly, as it turned out) including the Borough and Township of Princeton, where Professor Rush Holt lived. Holt beat him, and ever since has printed bumper stickers saying, "My Congressman IS a Rocket Scientist!" Our Districts were not changed at all after the 2000 Census, but he still wins solidly by running up huge leads in Mercer and Middlesex (mine) Counties, offsetting Somerset and Hunterdon. If he can win in the 12th, then he can win the State at large if Frank Lautenberg retires from the Senate in 2008. Of course, he'll have to get past Frank Pallone (6th) and Rob Andrews (1st), so I don't think he'll run. "Dick Pombo"... it sounds like a name made up by either Charles Dickens or a parodist. But he's real. Unfortunately. And he's gone. Fortunately.
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