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Song Parodies -> "Santa’s Got New Duds on: Sue’s Gown"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Santa’s Got New Duds on: Sue’s Gown"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Her vestments are out,
Her vestments he'll try.
The wretch is quite stout,
Cross-dresser, this guy:
Santa's got new duds on: Sue's gown!
He's taking a shift
That went really nice
On her, but this lout
Has mocked it with vice.
Santa's got Sue's duds on; I frown!
I see him closet-creeping,
And, whoa! he’s gonna take
Her clothes in which she, damn! looks good.
He's no good, a hooded fake. Sew. . .
. . .she must do; this lout
Put tears in her eye.
Her vestments are routed;
I hear her cry:
"Santa Claus—I'm gunning him down!!"
Her vestments he'll try.
The wretch is quite stout,
Cross-dresser, this guy:
Santa's got new duds on: Sue's gown!
He's taking a shift
That went really nice
On her, but this lout
Has mocked it with vice.
Santa's got Sue's duds on; I frown!
I see him closet-creeping,
And, whoa! he’s gonna take
Her clothes in which she, damn! looks good.
He's no good, a hooded fake. Sew. . .
. . .she must do; this lout
Put tears in her eye.
Her vestments are routed;
I hear her cry:
"Santa Claus—I'm gunning him down!!"
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JAB - Santa Baby! Who knew? ;D
Ah come on, it relaxes him ...
. . . How could you, SirSweaty, tarnish the sacred image o'SantaDearest ?
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