-> "Stone Freak"
Original Song Title:
"Stone Free" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
His true allegiances are to a Russian city;
the name of that frozen sh*thole rhymes with “boss cow.”
Because Stone’s a treacherous dog,
you’ve seriously got to beware.
Gotta wonder: was he Don Jr.’s au pair?
He’s ugly and he’s a treasonous clown;
he makes the criminal rounds.
He’s just a stooge, yeah!
he treasons with ease.
his treason will never cease.
Stone freak, put him away’s
what happened, but he might be free some day.
He is Putin’s and Trump’s payee.
He’s going where there’s prison air,
an animal that is in a cage.
He has got tattooed on his upper back a snake
whose name is Richard Nixon.
Such an adornment tells you quite a lot:
criminal with criminal as an ink blot.
But this guy
might sometime get pardoned by the orange clown
who’s wrecking DC.
It’s the Stone freak,
who’s a greasy sleaze.
smells like anal breeze.
Stone freak will not stay
in jail if his crook friend has his way
He will turn him loose, likely.
Stone free seems very likely,
Stone free would be unsightly.
Stone free any day?
Stone freak stone-free.
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