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Song Parodies -> "STUN"

Original Song Title:

"StuG"

Original Performer:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"STUN"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

S for shock that drops you to your knee,
T’s for Taser®, the brand name you see,
U’s for “uncle!” you’ll scream when all of those volts stream,
N’s for “Nevermore!” you’ll be ravin’ with a zapped core.

You couldn’t make it to the door.

Stun is what that ohm-made gun will do;
stunning electrons stream right through you.
You will then be quakin’; the object is your will breakin’.
Stunning is the gun’s purview.

S is for supine—where you will be,
T’s for tingling electrically,
U is for ungainly—that’s how you’ll feel mainly,
N’s for “nevermore!” you’ll wish when ex post facto sore.

Resistance drops; amperage soars.

Stunned, you fall down to the ground, confused. . .
bump your butt, and now it is contused.
At least it ain’t breakin, but your viscera is quakin’.
Stunned are you by the blue crew.

Stunning gun don’t make a shunt* in you.
“Stunning!” when we see you? Not the view.
You will have been shakin’, involuntary piss makin’—
shunting urine, perhaps poo.

The obverse of feelin’ good.


*low-resistance connection between two points in an electric circuit that forms an alternative path for a portion of the current. Also called bypass

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Old Man Ribber - February 12, 2013 - Report this comment
JAB - Stunning! ;D
TJC - February 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Ohm my god! Currently my fave of the day!
Rob Arndt - February 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Unexpected weapons parody-555 jolts! Rheimetall WM in 2003 invented the plasma taser for the Westphalia Polizei. I wonder if they ever used it? It's wireless. It works by spraying a conducting aerosol forward and then discharges through the cloud.
Rob Arndt - February 12, 2013 - Report this comment
PoP X8 done!
Callmelennie - February 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Just a head up to Rob. I'm going to submit "LENT" based on this OS tomorrow. I know it's Rob's turn and I don't want to steal anybody's thunder
Wendy Christopher - February 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Liked this one a lot - lots of sharply funny lines and great wordplay ('ohm-made gun' being just one example.) 555 :^)
Rob Arndt - February 12, 2013 - Report this comment
CML, NP... join the club :)

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