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Song Parodies -> "Rears Up Seven"

Original Song Title:

"Tears in Heaven"

Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Rears Up Seven"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Would you play a game
With your paw. . .shoot a seven?
Right now it’s so tame
You could paw it toward heaven.
Right now, not long. . .
Could be so strong
If you’d coax it right along. . .
Reared to seven.

Would you scold my gland
With your paw—squeeze it seven?
Would you help me stand
With your paw up toward heaven?!
You’d make my day
If you would play
With it until I make “whey”. . .
Reared-up seven.

Nice, you swing it ’round,
Nice, you’ve wrenched it free,
Nice, you shake that part.
I am begging, “Please,
Bend and squeeze!!”

Beyond the four
There’s three or more
When you’ll chafe me till near sore—
Rears up seven.

Wood’s had played the game
With your paw—it was heaven.
Wood reverts to tame
Again, paw it to seven.
Once more made strong,
Your grip a tong.
Cuffed, you know, I won’t be long—
Reared to jett’son.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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 5   3

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< ? ? ? > - February 03, 2010 - Report this comment
. . . . SenorSiete ? ? ? sounds like you need a 'Stimulus'Plan' , eh PirateJack ?
Christie Marie M - February 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Bending and squeezing you 5's for this one! Great work, John!
Phil Nelson - February 03, 2010 - Report this comment
good stuff
Tommy Turtle - February 03, 2010 - Report this comment

Was that "Woods had played the game" as in Tiger, or a pun on that with "wood"? Either way, clever handplay - er, wordplay -- in a funny vein. Go to the "head" of the class - handing you Sevens less two.... and, uh, how did George Jetson get involved in this? ;-)
John Barry - February 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, ? ? ?, Christie, Phil, TT (I was thinking about George as I typed that apostrophe).
TT - February 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Sick minds think alike... :)
Old Man Ribber - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Tears In Heaven seems to be the new I Put A Spell On You! Keep that 5 machine purring along. ;D

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