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Song Parodies -> "I Am Repelled by You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Repelled by You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I am repelled by you,
Although you're mine
For better or worse, said we two
When we're tyin'
The knot and lyin'.

I know you can't stand me;
You're runnin' around
With my best friend, Sandy;
With your sis Mandy I'm gettin' down.

And I'm repellin' you
You call me "swine,"
You swine.

I hate you;
Feeling's mu-
tual too
And you moo like a cow

"You lack a pair,"
You're saying to me
I riposte: "Sow!"

"Oh, eat me!"

Then we're compelled to do
Some sixty-nine.

[fade on sounds of lust gustation]

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alvin - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
least it had a happy ending
MasonR - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Still at it, eh John? Wow! How many are you up to? "Cause I've stopped counting, too..."
MrMacphisto - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Security code: PPU... :) Be careful when throwing your "pearls" to swine, because you might sprain something. 5-5-5 for a swine good job...
John Barry - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Mason (168), MrM.
Johnny D - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
555, and 169:
1. "I'm Archie Bell from Hou-ston," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
2. "Like Putty Felt Those Two," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
3. "I've Got a Gellin' 'Do," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
4. "I'm Gonna Melt Au," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
5. "Michelle, Ma Belle. . .Love You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
6. "My Pup Is Tellin' You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
7. "You Got a Smell on You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
8. "You Got a Smell on You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
9. "Pilsner Urquell's My Brew," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
10. "Your Weltanschauung's Skewed," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
11. "I'll Put a Bell on You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
12. "I'm Gonna Fell a Few," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
13. "I'm Gonna Fell a Yew," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
14. "The Book of Kells Is Huge," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
15. "He's Such a Mellow Dude," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
16. "I Run Pell-Mell Into. . .," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
17. "I Put a Pelt on You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
18. "She Is Svelter Than You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
19. "I'm on the Veldt with You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
20. "They Got Some Swell Au Jus," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
21. "I Put Out Delft for You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
22. "I Nosh on Deli Food," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
23. "I Must Expel This Food," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
24. "My Patty Melt's Got Blue. . .," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
25. "I've Got Quenelle for You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
26. "I Hooked a Smelt for You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
27. "I'm Cookin' Spelt 'n' Ewe," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
28. "I'm Gonna Belch Up Stew," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
29. "Snow's Got a Yellow Hue," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
30. "I'm Gonna Belt a Few," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
31. "She'll Put a Belt on You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
32. "They're in the Dell, Those Two," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
33. "Let's Put an Ell Onto. . .," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
34. "The Bell Will Knell for 2," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
35. "I'm Gonna Kvell at You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
36. "They Tried to Squelch That Jew," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
37. "I'm Gonna Tell on You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
38. "Into the Well Fell You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
39. "Aimed William Tell So True," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
40. "I'm Put in Cell with You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
41. "Five Poor Cards Dealt to You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
42. "My Foot's Propellin' You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
43. "I Proffer Gelt to You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
44. "I Put My Pelf from View," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
45. "The Putter. . .Tellin' You!," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
46. "The Putz Was Sellin' You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
47. "I Saw 'Querelle; It Blew!," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
48. "She'll Sell Seashells to You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
49. "I've Gotta Spell Anjou," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
50. "The 'Put a Spell' Hell's Through," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
51. "I Can't Expel This Tune," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
52. "I Did a Jello Shoot," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
53. "She's Gonna Melt on You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
54. "I Put a Shell in You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
55. "They Put a Skell Into. . .," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
56. "I'm Gonna Welsh on You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
57. "I Split a Cell in Two," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
58. "Dry Putz McLellan Spews," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
59. "I've Got a Whelp That Poos," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
60. "I've Got a Belle for You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
61. "Amazon Belle Are You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
62. "I Love Gazelle and Gnu," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
63. "I'm Gonna Trellis You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
64. "An Unguent Gel Exudes," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
65. "A Pungent Smell Exudes," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
66. "The Right Propeller Flew," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
67. "I Feel Compelled to Spew," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
68. "I Will Embellish You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
69. "I Am Repelled by Goos," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
70. "I'm Doing Well, And You?," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
71. "Saint Nick's Bad Elf Named Stu," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
72. "I Put Through Felt the Cue," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
73. "That Putz Named Mel Got Stewed," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
74. "To Win Appellate, Dude," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
75. "That Put-on Mel Loves Jews," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
76. "I Popped an Elk and Ewe," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
77. "That Drunken Mel Is Through," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
78. "I'll Get Some Help for You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
79. "I Put Some Whelk in Stew," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
80. "Hey, Lawrence Welk Was Cool," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
81. "I'm on My Twelfth Large Brew," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
82. "I Suds Up Selsun Blue," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
83. "That Pesky Zelig Dude," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
84. "You Play a Cello Tune," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
85. "I'll Put Some Hell on You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screaming Jay Hawkins
86. "I'm Put in Hell with You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
87. "I Plug My Dell Into. . . .," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
88. "My Laptop Dell Now Spews," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
89. "I Put My Wealth Onto. . .," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
90. "I Pause from 12 to 2," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
91. "I Purged the Shellfish Stew," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
92. "I Top with Relish Food," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
93. "He'd Put Borscht Belt on You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
94. "I'm On a Smelter Crew," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
95. "The Casus Belli* Spewed," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
96. "From Just a Cell Each Grew," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
97. "A Pert Glabellar View," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
98. "I Must Dispel the View," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
99. "I Must Dispel the View," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
100. "She's Got Like-Melon Beauts," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
101. "It's Black, the Welt, and Blue," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
102. "My Put-on 'Spell's Are Through," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
103. "I Didn't Tell the Truth," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
104. "I Put Some Kelp in Stew," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
105. "Beheld Barb'rella's Boobs," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
106. "I'm Gonna Bellow Tunes," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
107. "I've Wrecked a Belmonts Tune," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
108. "It Was a Yellow Huis," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
109. "'Need More Cowbell,' says Bruce," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
110. "Ogling Raquel's On View," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
111. "This Patty Melt Is Huge," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
112. "He Put Out, 'Hello, ' Lou'," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
113. "Don't Have a Spelling Clue," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
114. "I Have Beheld the View," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
115. "Preview of Hell: 'The View'," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
116. "I Can't Expel This Poo," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
117. "I Had a Spell and Swooned," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
118. "To Kalispell You Flew," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
119. "So, If I Fell for You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
120. "Four's 'If I Fell' Fortune. . .," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
121. "I'll Fortune-Tell for You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
122. "That Sub with Yellow Hue," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
123. "I Think a Smell 'Spell''s Due," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
124. "He Was a Shelley Goon," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
125. "I Put a Spill on You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
126. "I'll Serve Moselle to You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
127. "Ja, Dat Is Melk en Koe," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
128. "Each Pooch That Fell, He Slew," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
129. "The Ugly Elf Withdrew," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
130. "A Tree I'll Fell for You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
131. "Forest Tree Fell, a Yew," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
132. "It's a Bell, Goes 'Moo'," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
133. "I'll Use a Spool on You (Part 1)," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
134. "No, I'll Use Snell on You (Part 2)," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
135. "He's Such a Zealous Dude," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
136. "He's Such a Jealous Dude," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
137. "Last Two o' Mel Sure Blew," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
138. "We Must Expel the Jews," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
139. "I'll Give Chanel to You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
140. "I've Gotta Tell My Ewe," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
141. "So, Whom Did Bela Chew?," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
142. "Bats Have a Belfry View," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
143. "I Put a Spell on You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
144. "They're Out to Relish You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
145. "So, Béchamel or Roux?," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
146. "I've Chanterelle for You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
147. "So You Think Jello's Food?," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
148. "I Puked Some Spoils on You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
149. "This Portobello's Huge!," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
150. "I'll Put on Brel for You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
151. "I Pump Down Belgian Brew," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
152. "Je Me Rappele Mon But," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
153. "Please Stop, We're Tellin' You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
154. "They Call Her Belle de Jour," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
155. "We Got a Spill That's Huge," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
156. "Turn Off the Cell Phone, Dude," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
157. "I Will Rappel That Butte," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
158. "That Safe Once Held the Loot," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
159. "Those A Cappella Tunes," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
160. "There's a Barbell on You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
161. "For Whom Tolls Bell? Thee. . .You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
162. "I'll Put an Ell Onto. . . .," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
163. "That Pooch Looks Swell on You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
164. "That Pooch Looks Swelled on You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
165. "I'm on the El with You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
166. "I Ripped the Felt with Cue," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
167. "I'm Gonna Elbow You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
168. "He Watched the Belle Then Slew," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
169. "I Am Repelled by You," John A. Barry "I Put a Spell on You," Screamin' Jay Hawkins
stuart mcarthur - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I think the discrepancy between JAB and JD's count is because of numbers #98 and #99 - the titles are funny reading just by themselves, JAB - 555

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