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Song Parodies -> "When Johnny Comes, Starch in Bone Again"

Original Song Title:

"When Johhny Comes Marching Home Again"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"When Johnny Comes, Starch in Bone Again"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

When Johnny comes, starch in bone again,
Her “Ahhhh!” Her “Ahhhh!”
He’ll have known her, then he’ll drone, “Amen!”
Church “rah!” Church “rah!”
This man will cheer with joy; will shout
The lady whom he’s in and out.
She was on the payroll; now Johnny’s largesse known.

A churchman, this appealing boy,
To save you from hell was his joy,
His visage now has this to say:
He got caught in infernal play.
Now there’s hell to pay, cause Johnny comes, starch in bone.

Get ready for the inquiry,
Harrumph, harrumph!
Into Ensign’s iniquity,
Her rump, sir—hump?
His whore’s hubby has leaked it now:
A letter; John’s got sweaty brow. . .
He’d tossed her a payoff: a $25-large bone.

He’d loved in adulterous ways,
Her-hump, her-hump,
Thought what happens in Vegas stays,
Sir chump, her chump.
Now wishes he’d not borne his part
Into her boneyard. . .not too smart.
He should go away, old Johnny the artless drone.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Leo Keough - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
ROFLMFAO!!!...Talk about pushing the envelope!!!...TMGLTM!!!...555!!!
Mark Scotti - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
ONLY $25.00? I'm thinking $555.00!!! LOL!!!
Fiddlegirl - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Once again, I am in awe... and fairly "breathless" with laughter!
SpeedBunny - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
~Lord Thumper~ , alias PirateJack, this is . . . well, Sir, it rates < ! ! ! >
AFW - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Rip-roaring well as, the parody..way up fives
camira bailey - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny stuff. Perfect 5 in each category.
alvin - July 11, 2009 - Report this comment
John Barry - July 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leo, Mark, Fiddlegirl!, SpeedB, AFW, Camira, Alvin.

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