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Song Parodies -> "I Feel Bitchy"
Original Song Title:
"I Feel Pretty"
Original Performer:
West Side Story soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"I Feel Bitchy"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
GIRL:
I feel bitchy, oh so bitchy;
I get itchy and twitchy and fight,
That’s my niche, see;
I guess you could say my mood ain’t light.
It’s alarming how uncharming
I am, arming myself with bitch zeal—
then so twitchy
that I can hardly eat a full meal.
BOY:
See that bitchy girl in the mirror there;
who can that mad nasty girl be?
Such a bitchy face,
got a twitch like [Tou]rettes,
never grins or smiles,
bet she’d snitch on me!
And she’s cunning
when we’re dancing—
belt undone-ing
depantsing this boy. . .
bares my buns,
a sight both priests and nuns enjoy.
I feel bitchy, oh so bitchy;
I get itchy and twitchy and fight,
That’s my niche, see;
I guess you could say my mood ain’t light.
It’s alarming how uncharming
I am, arming myself with bitch zeal—
then so twitchy
that I can hardly eat a full meal.
BOY:
See that bitchy girl in the mirror there;
who can that mad nasty girl be?
Such a bitchy face,
got a twitch like [Tou]rettes,
never grins or smiles,
bet she’d snitch on me!
And she’s cunning
when we’re dancing—
belt undone-ing
depantsing this boy. . .
bares my buns,
a sight both priests and nuns enjoy.
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