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Song Parodies -> "White. . .Ship's Mast"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Irving Berlin

Parody Song Title:

"White. . .Ship's Mast"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

*A rapid and dangerous ride in a whaleboat being towed by a harpooned whale.
Aye! seeing a white from ship's mast,
This seaman's screamin', "Thar she blows!"
The captain's leg's missin';
The ship is listin'.
Nantucket Sleigh Ride!* Heave-ho!

Whale's reamin' the ship; he's pissed—just
Seconds before she sinks from sight.
Leaving just one shipmate to write
Tales in which Ish' must reprise their plight.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1
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Johnny D - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
ARRHH MATEY, here be yer triple-fiver, arrrrh!
Paul Robinson - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
A whale of a parody, Capt'n A-J.A.B., 5's
alvin rhodes - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
delightfully goofy....
Ashkicksass - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
You never fail to rock my socks Dear John!
John Barry - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, mates on the good ship amiright!
Claude Prez - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Whoa; talk about Cliff's Notes. If I ever have to read "War And Peace", can I count on you to break it down like this for me? Some tasty lines in such a short song, good job.

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