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Song Parodies -> "There's Newt Lieutenants Walkin'"

Original Song Title:

"These Boots are Made for Walkin'"

Original Performer:

Nancy Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"There's Newt Lieutenants Walkin'"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He keeps braying that he’d serve the country,
But his campaign is in such a mess.
Ain’t addressing his strange Tiffany sessions.
He must not be ingestin’ his meds—my guess.

There’s Newt lieutenants walkin’;
Their view is: he’s a loon.
Any day now he’s gonna quit;
I hope it will be soon.

He keeps lyin’ when he oughta be truthin’,
But he’s a schmoozin’ pol—what can you expect?
He ain’t changin’, as always he’s derangin’,
’cause this guy ain’t right; Far Right thinks he ain’t echt.

There’s Newt lieutenants walkin’;
Their view is: he’s a loon.
Any day now he’s gonna quit;
Get him lithium soon.

He keeps brayin’, and for that he is payin’.
This narcissistic dick thinks he’ll never get burned—
In self-immolation, the guy is matchless, yeah!
It’s self knowledge that he’s constantly spurned.

There’s Newt lieutenants squawkin’,
And they say he’s a loon.
They may quit him for a dipshit
Who’s a Tex guvnor goon.

You’re a head case, Newt,
Stop squawkin’!

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Patrick - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment
This is a good one. The rats are deserting a sinking tub. Very well matched to the sarcasm of the original. "Lyin' when he ought to be truthin'" is a line that remains intact from the original and is applicable to all politicians. "You're a headcase, stop squawkin'" is a great ending.
John Barry - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks much, Patrick.
Leo Keough - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment
He must think we all have very short memories! Great job! 555!
Old Man Ribber - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - Should consenting adults be allowed to engage in full-frontal nude Gingrich? ;D
alvin - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment
no newt is good newt

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