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Song Parodies -> "Snake Pols Are Liars"

Original Song Title:

"Great Balls of Fire"

Original Performer:

Jerry Lee Lewis

Parody Song Title:

"Snake Pols Are Liars"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

They make me hurl; when they babble, it's pain;
These suit sluts can drive you insane.
They make me ill; I need a pill--
Goon dreck, graceless, snake pols are liars.
They get elected, then steal all our money;
They do us wrong and escape puni-
shment. . .do no time for their crime--
Goon dreck, graceless, snake pols are liars.

Kissin' babies, ooooh, sure should.
Give 'em rabies.
They're gonna f**k you, that is understood.

For crime, no time,
Gutter grov'llin' churls are all slime, slime, slime.

They screw your tail, then it's riven, your bum;
You squeal, hurtin', but they're havin' fun.
Sc*mbags waste the tax bucks, suck up gravy--
Goon dreck, graceless, snake pols are liars.

Kiss the nates, ooooh! tastes good.
Pass the plate, please,
When they're down at the K Street neighborhood,
They'll find gold mine,
Gutter grov'llin' churls for each dime, dime, dime.

They never fail to get greased palms and thumb;
They're scurrilous worms; they scurry for scum,
On the take: if you're fat cat ya pay 'em--
Goon nest, snake nest. . ."take" pols, ya buy 'em.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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alvin - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...beautifully done...and SO true...great tile switch too
Stan Hall - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
5s for a Killer parody ... but now tell us what you really think. :-)
John Barry - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin Stan.
LilMadamePolls - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
sir, now take two Polls, but don't call me in the morning, Pirate Jack o'HMS Queasy
John Barry - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
LMP, thanks.
Below Average Dave - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm feeling like an idiot, but I hope you don't mind me asking what a Snake Pol exactly is. . .Based on the use of the word elected I gathered it was a political piece on some level, whoever they are you gave them a good thrashing, well written-excellent job on the rhyme scheme
Phil Alexander - November 04, 2008 - Report this comment
:-D BAD - I reckon he's talking about reptilian politicians.
JB - don't hold back, tell it.. hold on, I've just spotted that Stan took my comment :-)

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