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Song Parodies -> "With My Knife"

Original Song Title:

"In My Life"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"With My Knife"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

In my rages I dismembered
with a knife near my domain,
causing death by a head-sever—
two were gone, then just remains.
I’d need sages in the courtroom
who would be my “friends,” although I appall.
Two were dead ’cause of the shivving
with my knife; I couldn’t stall.

Had to haul, was pressed to cover
my tracks and lose the blade that hewed.
With head still on, I was scheming:
if the cops found it, I’d be screwed.
Hid it where it could not be detected:
I cleaned and stashed it beneath a floor.
I hoped the cops would never learn about it. . .
killed my wife, and then one more.

Twenty-two years later, it’s detected:
when my place was razed, it was disgorged
back in ’98; we’ve just now learned about it.
It’s my knife I’d stuffed in stor’ge.

With my knife I snuffed, slit-gorge.


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Callmelennie - March 09, 2016 - Report this comment
I think you''re on to something very big here, JAB. Let me suggest a few more titles in this particular vein (baroomp CHING!) "Got to Get You Into My Knife", "Hey, Juice" (OJ's nickname); "OJ on I-5 in Broncos"; "Mean Mr Simpson", "Brent-weigian Blood (This Juice Has Flown)"; "Please, Mr Goldman",
John Barry - March 09, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks for the suggestions, Lennie. I'll mull 'em over.

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