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Song Parodies -> "Jingo Belle Flop"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bell Rock"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby Helms
Parody Song Title:
"Jingo Belle Flop"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Jingo belle, jingo belle, jingo belle flop.
Jingo belle's dim, like jingo belle's him.
Snow jobs and bl*w jobs, bullsh*t by the ton,
With the jingo flop number one.
Jingo belle, jingo belle, jingo belle flop.
Dick-O swell slime on jingo belle rimes.
Bastin' broth straightens the jingo belle's hair,
As she froths a pair.
What a blight time, her uptight whine
Will shock us night and day.
Jingo belle crimes, now it's hell time—
She'll be a-lying, with discourse to slay.
Guilty slut, jingo whore, it's quite a feat:
Mix-ups get to the top.
Nix on this jingo bitch who's got two left feet.
What a jingo belle flop!
[Repeat verses 2, 3, 4]
Jingo belle's dim, like jingo belle's him.
Snow jobs and bl*w jobs, bullsh*t by the ton,
With the jingo flop number one.
Jingo belle, jingo belle, jingo belle flop.
Dick-O swell slime on jingo belle rimes.
Bastin' broth straightens the jingo belle's hair,
As she froths a pair.
What a blight time, her uptight whine
Will shock us night and day.
Jingo belle crimes, now it's hell time—
She'll be a-lying, with discourse to slay.
Guilty slut, jingo whore, it's quite a feat:
Mix-ups get to the top.
Nix on this jingo bitch who's got two left feet.
What a jingo belle flop!
[Repeat verses 2, 3, 4]
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You are just so delightfully sick, dude!
Sounded more like kinko bells. Funny.
festive ! ...it sure feels like christmas now, by jingo
what was that one about??? very festive!!!
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