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Song Parodies -> "Ingesting Gentlemen"
Original Song Title:
"Incense and Peppermints"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Strawberry Alarm Clock
Parody Song Title:
"Ingesting Gentlemen"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Good men--vittles then; it's a man-dine,
'dead things, repast flings; can't abide swine,
No Cajun spice; flesh that's flush and sublime,
Ingest a gentleman, a capital crime.
Who cares among this crew?
Vittles of Slim; nothing left of Lou.
Ingesting gentleman, eating them down,
Slurp on, dig in, burp up eyes that roll 'round.
Cookin' dudes well!
Cookin' dues, hell!
Naw, naw!
Cookin' dudes well!
Cookin' dues, hell!
Raw, raw!
Juicy thighs, the cock eyed for a chew,
This ain't Pride, just a side of a feast they won't rue,
Eat hicks or polished pricks, nothing eschew,
Innards lick, such gruesome shtik, lunch: loin of Stu.
Who shares among this crew?
Nibbling Slim; nothing left of Drew.
Good men--vittles then; it's a Stan-dine,
'dead things, repast flings; can't abide kine,
No Cajun spice; legs that's lush and sublime,
Ingesting gentleman, a capital crime.
Who cares among this crew?
Vittles of Tim; nothing left of you.
Ingest a gentleman, ingesting gentlemen.
Chaw-chaw-chaw
Raw-raw-raw. . . .
'dead things, repast flings; can't abide swine,
No Cajun spice; flesh that's flush and sublime,
Ingest a gentleman, a capital crime.
Who cares among this crew?
Vittles of Slim; nothing left of Lou.
Ingesting gentleman, eating them down,
Slurp on, dig in, burp up eyes that roll 'round.
Cookin' dudes well!
Cookin' dues, hell!
Naw, naw!
Cookin' dudes well!
Cookin' dues, hell!
Raw, raw!
Juicy thighs, the cock eyed for a chew,
This ain't Pride, just a side of a feast they won't rue,
Eat hicks or polished pricks, nothing eschew,
Innards lick, such gruesome shtik, lunch: loin of Stu.
Who shares among this crew?
Nibbling Slim; nothing left of Drew.
Good men--vittles then; it's a Stan-dine,
'dead things, repast flings; can't abide kine,
No Cajun spice; legs that's lush and sublime,
Ingesting gentleman, a capital crime.
Who cares among this crew?
Vittles of Tim; nothing left of you.
Ingest a gentleman, ingesting gentlemen.
Chaw-chaw-chaw
Raw-raw-raw. . . .
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I thank you sir for that informative Cannibal Lecture!
Giving you a hand on this...by beching one out! LOL
make that BELCHING....
Cannibal Lecture? Wasn't he the villian in Silence Of The Lambs? Fine parody...and the reason I never eat vegetables (cannibalism)! ;D
PirateJack, Le Duke aux reFux, I see that you've worked up to `Gentmeat ' from Lmeat . . . yes, you've really 'dropped your anchor', sirSweaty !
LOL @ burp up eyes that roll 'round & the hicks/pricks
Easily the best of the day. Brilliant, John B. LOL funny!
Tommy Turtle, Not Gentleman, As Many Will Attest, Thank Goodness - October 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Inane psychedelic-ious (from OS to parody). But no fair picking on poor Stuart McArthur when he's not here to defend himself! ;) ;) ;) 555
OMR: Congrats on grokking TJC's fine pun. :-D
OMR: Congrats on grokking TJC's fine pun. :-D
Saw another complaint about that. Will make sure CG is aware. I tried several times to vote as above - TT.
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Thank you gentlemen and lady.
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