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Song Parodies -> "Tim Heads for the Loo"

Original Song Title:

"It Had to Be You"

Original Performer:

Various Artists

Parody Song Title:

"Tim Heads for the Loo"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Tim heads for the loo;
the “head” it’s called too.
It’s too many rounds
that he has downed;
urination’s due.

A problem ensues:
He can’t void the booze.
The plumbing is bad,
making Tim sad.
What will he do?

He says, “Goodness me,
I sure have to pee!”
The loo is a loss;
Tim is blue and cross…
’ least he need not poo.

His bladder is swelled,
well beyond filled.
Outside he vaults,
where soil is tilled.
He emits a slew
of spoutin’ dew…
substitute loo.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Jonathan - June 05, 2020 - Report this comment
questioning my decision to get a 3rd glass of diet cream soda... 5s.

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