You say it’s your purge day;
it’s my purge day too, yuck!
I spray on my purge day—
I’m gonna heave a good dine.
I’ll gag first on purge day.
Gagging purge day to you.

Yes, we’re gonna have a barfing party,
yes, we’re gonna gag and barf up hearty,
yes, we’re gonna gag and barf not? Hardly!!

First get a toilet stance (purge day),
then do a finger “dance” (purge day):
up come burger and plants.
Purge day—plants.

Then take a dining stance (purge day);
chow down, then do the dance (purge day)
to the bowl. . .no dropped pants.
Serge stays—pants.

Make way, hey! on purge day.
When it is purge day, spew—yuck!
It’s also your purge day;
we’re gonna ralph a good dine.
We’ll gag. But it’s purge day!
Happy purge day. Chew. . .spew.