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Song Parodies -> "Hurl Launcher"

Original Song Title:

"Girl Watcher"

Original Performer:

O'Kaysions

Parody Song Title:

"Hurl Launcher"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’m a hurl prompter, I’m a hurl prompter,
Promptin’ hurls with my finger pry.
I’m a hurl prompter, I’m a hurl prompter. . .
Here comes lunch now.

I’ve gustation joy ’n’ I put away a loin—
I do a huge, fast dine, then swell up.
With intestines thus vexed,
My index digit is flexed;
The gut’s domain then starts to well up.

I’m a hurl launcher, I’m a hurl launcher,
Launchin’ hurls with my finger pry.
I’m a hurl launcher, I’m a hurl launcher. . .
Here comes lunch now

Chunder lunch pell-mell—
My, my, that stuff looks like hell!
First a peas launch, and then a roast surge.
Chowder’s next to go,
’cause I’m purgin’ all I stow.
I’m seized—can’t stanch it—by that gross urge.

I’m no hurl stancher, I’m no hurl stancher,
Stanching hurls, not I. . .finger pry.
I’m no hurl stancher, I’m no hurl stancher,
Here comes launch now!

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Old Man Ribber - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment
JAB - Let's do launch sometime. This brings new meaning to the term "finger food"....and that's no bul - emia! ;D
LadyCupCakes - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir, do you suffer from Bulemia ? ?
Anorexia Chelonia - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Word-play far more ingenious than the O'Kaysional song. ... The Karen Carpenter award to you, since if I gave you three Fives, you'd surely regurgitate them (did anyway).
AFW - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Lunch to launch..Nice parody toss up.

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