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Song Parodies -> "Isle Bee Hom'phone Kibitz"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home For Christmas"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Isle Bee Hom'phone Kibitz"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’m scheming tonight of wordplay that ain’t puns
Butt is aural forms like to and too.
And although aye no inn wit it does lack,
Still them aye due.

Isle bee hom’phone kibitz;
Ewe can count on mi.
Hear aye go, with missal toe
And presence that aye sea.

Kibitz peeves? Yule fined mi
Ware this loved sight beams
Rye mien songs with shtikness
Aye pole votes from nice teems.

Christmas eave Yule fined mi
Waring two-tight seems.
Isle bee hom’phone kibitz,
Butt toasting—its wry Beams.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Old Man Ribber - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I get it, and I'm terrified! I have homophone-phobia! Grate, Jon Ay Berry......HELP!!! ;D
MadameDeTokeville - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . . hmmm, partaking of a little too much "JimBeam ", SirSweaty ? ? ? makes for not-so-good parody, SenorNueve !
Mark Scotti - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't want to know where they found that yule log!!!
Fiddlegirl - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment
This will urn hi prays Frohm awl! :D
TJC - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment
*Very* clever! Ewe've maid mi feal 'homo' for the haul a daze!
Andy Primus - December 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Watt a hill airy us eye dear

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