On the screen they're so wrong;
Never see these sucky flicks and will not with my money part.
Straight to vid. they belong.
Won't watch 'em on DVD, 'cause they show no filmmaking art.

Dull cinema, dull cinema.
I made a vow I won't see this dull cinema.
Lame special effects or inane lines from quipsters.

Dull cinema, dull cinema,
It reeks narratively.
No ensembles, except in screenwriting--more than a fair share--
It's done collectively
By a big committee,
Meaning continuity's not there.

Dull cinema, dull cinema,
I once bought tickets to see this dull cinema.
Hollywood now can rarely tell a good story.

Dull cinema, dull cinema. . . .