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Song Parodies -> "Bibulous Gobblin’ Crew"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

'Cinderella' soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Bibulous Gobblin’ Crew"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Salami chew-A? Nix—a chick’s two-a:
Bilious, this gobblin’ crew.
Pudding of nethers, a crotch that is hot:
Lickin’, this gobblin’ crew.

Salsa, chips chew-a? Nix—digits hew-a:
Bilious, this gobblin’ crew.
Pudding of testes—a BJ it’s not:
Dickin’, this gobblin’ crew.

Sal and Mick chew-a means finger-lickin’-good chew;
And a drink from a bod that’s done in, Claude. . .
A bibulous slobberin’ crew.

Salad-a chew-a? Nix, that’s eschew-a:
Bilious, this slobberin’ crew.
Pudding of Penny, a dollop of Dot:
Bilious this gobblin’, bibulous slobberin’. . .
Bitten, your bod, by this crew.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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Old Man Ribber - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment
JAB - A scream is a sound your throat makes. Good job! ;D
MadameDeTokerVille - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey, PirateJacques de Barrow, The Duke o Crotch oLot ~ C R O T C H ~ ~ O N ,SirHeady ! !
BonnieB - October 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice John! Love it!
UnKnownVotrix - October 21, 2010 - Report this comment
PirateJack . . . A~K~A . . . Barry Van de Linder, Why, oh why, do these parodies always travel below the 'Maison Dick-On" line . . . ? SirSweaty?

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