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Song Parodies -> "They've Got a Shell for You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"They've Got a Shell for You"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I've got a shell for you--
That's the game kind.
Better watch with care what I do.
The pea's lyin'
'neath this shell, lyin'.
So I take my hands an'
I move shells around.
Watch them all carefully,
Because under one the pea is found.
They've got a shell for you--
Another kind,
You'll find.
It is you
They will screw
And then you
Cry, "Boo-hoo!"
Because now,
You're stripped bare;
You've no money. . .
Milked like a cow.
You're bum-steered!
There's no more wealth for you.
More luck next time.
That's the game kind.
Better watch with care what I do.
The pea's lyin'
'neath this shell, lyin'.
So I take my hands an'
I move shells around.
Watch them all carefully,
Because under one the pea is found.
They've got a shell for you--
Another kind,
You'll find.
It is you
They will screw
And then you
Cry, "Boo-hoo!"
Because now,
You're stripped bare;
You've no money. . .
Milked like a cow.
You're bum-steered!
There's no more wealth for you.
More luck next time.
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5 peas under five shells shifted 5 times -- a sure winner. :-)
looks what's under here...FIVES !
Pirate Jack, Duke o'JAB, will there be a"next time"?
Allow me to shell out three 5's for you!
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