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Song Parodies -> "This Portobello's Huge!"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"This Portobello's Huge!"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
This portobello's huge!
On it we'll dine.
I swear it's bigger than a luge
That goes flyin'
Down the hill, flyin'.
This mushroom is mammoth--
Must weigh 50 pounds
And have grown in massive
Pile of organic matter that's brown.
This portobello's huge.
Found by some swine--
Let's dine!
It's as huge
As a luge.
Guts'll boolge;
Let's indoolge, and right now!
We've three squares
For eternity--
Let's gorge this chow!
We're eating.
And now our bellies, huge.
Waists: 49.
[fade of sound of scale springs breaking]
On it we'll dine.
I swear it's bigger than a luge
That goes flyin'
Down the hill, flyin'.
This mushroom is mammoth--
Must weigh 50 pounds
And have grown in massive
Pile of organic matter that's brown.
This portobello's huge.
Found by some swine--
Let's dine!
It's as huge
As a luge.
Guts'll boolge;
Let's indoolge, and right now!
We've three squares
For eternity--
Let's gorge this chow!
We're eating.
And now our bellies, huge.
Waists: 49.
[fade of sound of scale springs breaking]
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love the boolge / indoolge line...lol
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