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Song Parodies -> "Ben"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Ben is screwing us just like before,
Like his predecessor Wall Street whore.
His friends are all those who own
The wealth; he’s just a clone
Of Alan, who f**ked me;
He’ll f**k you too, you’ll see.

Ben is running his scams everywhere;
Dude is a Weimar fan, so beware.
Printing money overtime
Till dollar’s worth a dime.
There’s something we should know:
He’s the average guy’s foe.

He’ll schmooze and say things empty,
And then he’ll exempt the
Crooks, got away emptying
Our accounts. . .exempting.

Ben, oh that we could turn you away
And give you a lengthy graybar stay.
We now see clearly that you
To us have put the screw
Just like your four-eyed friend,
So here we go again,

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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Rod W - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment
It's a great club, with exquisite perks and privileges. And we're not in it. BUT-- We pay their dues! Very good job on the criminality of the Fed, JB.
John Barry - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rod. Likewise yours.

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