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Song Parodies -> "Santos Fraud Is Convict-Suit-Bound"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Santos Fraud Is Convict-Suit-Bound"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He boasted loud shouts
of egregious lies.
He dished BS out—
ripped off many guys.

Santos fraud is now going down.

He’s so full of sh!t-—
to that, some weren’t wise
Who’d vote for this clown?!
…wool pulled over eyes.

Santos fraud is soon prison-bound.

This sleazy weasel’s creepy—
snake, scam, egregious fake.
To avoid prison time for good,
a plea deal the snake now takes.

So, the truth is laid out;
he’s cut down to size.
In drag…pranced about
with mascara’d eyes.

Santos fraud’s now convict-suit-bound.

Once evinced scorn,
but the time’s come
for braggart douche
to have become mum.

Santos fraud ain’t running his mouth.

He’ll take a fall
for what he did do.
Why did some vote
for crook in full view?

Santos fraud pulled the wool way down.

He’s a ripoff-artist scam
crammed with mendacity.
Post-grifts in Brazil, he skipped town
and fibbed his way to DC.

But, he no longer shouts
out his boundless lies.
In with prison louts
with wide bedroom eyes.

Santos frocked and pronged...prick in-outs.

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