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Song Parodies -> "L-O-V-E"

Original Song Title:

"L-O-V-E"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"L-O-V-E"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

L is for clerical lechery,
O’s for overseeing’s vacancy,
V’s for Vatican See, veiling pederasty,
E’s for every poor kid who’s been porked and even more. This

Love is all wrong and very askew
’mongst the priestly pedophilia crew.
Dudes can’t love a lady,
so their thoughts turn very shady.
“Loving” of boys then ensues.

L’s for attitude of “let it be,”
O’s for open up the secrecy,
V was very scaring, what the press was baring/bearing,
E’s for evil force that lurks behind those golden doors. This

“Love” of boys the leaders let ’em do,
But press dug, then off the cover blew.
Cause drove the See crazy
’cause there were so many payees.
“Love,” nuntheless, still ain’t through.

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