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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Like Welch's Juice"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Don't Like Welch's Juice"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I don’t like Welch’s juice,
’cause it ain’t wine,
And the stuff is fructose-infused—
It gets you wired
But not inspired.
You know, I can’t stand it
As it’s going down.
Tastes rather saccharine,
And I’d rather have a brandy round
Instead of Welch’s juice,
Or gin and lime
Is fine.
Got no use
For that juice—
Color’s puce.
Poor excuse for a round.
Give me hair
Of dog that bit me;
I’ll even pound
A beer down.
Or to that Welch’s juice,
Add turpentine.
’cause it ain’t wine,
And the stuff is fructose-infused—
It gets you wired
But not inspired.
You know, I can’t stand it
As it’s going down.
Tastes rather saccharine,
And I’d rather have a brandy round
Instead of Welch’s juice,
Or gin and lime
Is fine.
Got no use
For that juice—
Color’s puce.
Poor excuse for a round.
Give me hair
Of dog that bit me;
I’ll even pound
A beer down.
Or to that Welch’s juice,
Add turpentine.
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Spot-on John- 555! Too concentrated and acidic. For some odd reason my mom used to make me drink it with milk and tead with each breakfast before school and then the dreaded 25 minute walk. All I can say is thank God there were fields along the way! Used to carry TP with me and left early everyday- a nightmare!
Oh Btw- I counted our SJH parodies. I am at 292 and you are at 391 :)
And my SJH parody count is currently at 0, Rob. But that's subject to change, as I finally broke my SJH cherry and submitted one of my own on Friday, entitled "I Did This Parody, Too" Look for it.
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