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Song Parodies -> "Cerebrate"

Original Song Title:

"Celebrate"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Cerebrate"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Sick’nin’ outside, their heads nearly hollow…
been asleep, one and all?
One by one, like hypnotized sheep, they follow.
Time to sweep out there with signs; bawl and squall, maybe brawl.

Go to a place, crammed close in the city;
they don’t like the gov’s call.
Like lemmings that rush to cliffs: no time for pity.
These thoughtless followers are in their cult leader’s thrall.

Sheltered and frightened, they’re lonely;
if they stay home, they can’t moan and drone…
might soon be ghostly.
For them the truth’s just too hard to swallow,
being in thrall and all.

He knows what's right: a “miracle” will follow:
Everyone’s gonna be rich, the numbers are gonna fall.

“Liberate! Liberate!”
Cramp, get stooge crew sick.
“Liberate! Liberate!”
Cramped, get a slew sick.
“Liberate! Liberate!”
Family, too, sick?
“Liberate! Liberate!”
Scam orange-hue dick.
Cerebrate, cerebrate?
That ain’t this crew’s shtik!

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thunderhawk - April 20, 2020 - Report this comment
Exactly. It's just an online version of a rally they cannot attend.

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