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Song Parodies -> "I’ve Put No Spell on You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I’ve Put No Spell on You"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
My muse is not amused.
I’ve put no spell on you—
regrets are mine.
You’d like me to stop what I do
’cause my rhymin’
blows, like my timin’.
Sorry you’re unhappy—
I have let you down.
All my Jaypes are crappy,
and I’m spreadin’ them like flaps around.
What can a fella do
who’s past his prime,
long time?
I’d love to
make glad you
but can’t do
that with new
shit writ now.
Sadly, I care
more for quantity.
I humbly bow—
forgive me
for all the “Spell”s I do—
hell, all my rhymes!
regrets are mine.
You’d like me to stop what I do
’cause my rhymin’
blows, like my timin’.
Sorry you’re unhappy—
I have let you down.
All my Jaypes are crappy,
and I’m spreadin’ them like flaps around.
What can a fella do
who’s past his prime,
long time?
I’d love to
make glad you
but can’t do
that with new
shit writ now.
Sadly, I care
more for quantity.
I humbly bow—
forgive me
for all the “Spell”s I do—
hell, all my rhymes!
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JAB, I can't believe that you are bowing to site pressure to drop your personal 500 IPASOY self-challenge when you are only 73 away! I am at 373 now, aiming for 400. Anyway, you are still the Master and whatever you decide I'll support- 5s for all your parodies which are artistic expressions regardless of topic. My IPASOY parodies are meant as info-parodies for the most part and are sort of a buffet of info on diverse topics, but still largely confined to my W3 pattern of War, Weapons, and Women. Current events and politics too! I try to give something to everyone! Please, when you have some time do SJH's "Yellow Goat" :)
Plan to do it slowly, over time, Rob; I wimped out. I ran the "Spell" page through a spreadsheet; my count came to 435, including one under a pseudonym and one on another page. In any case. I'll get there sometime. Keep on "Spell"ing.
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