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Song Parodies -> "Icky-Witchy Creepy-Dreamy Hallow Ghostly-Plot Big-Screamy"

Original Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weeine Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Brian Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Icky-Witchy Creepy-Dreamy Hallow Ghostly-Plot Big-Screamy"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I was afraid to go out in the nocturn,
I was a nervous as I could be,
I was afraid to go out, the door lock turn,
I was afraid that some zombies I’d see.
The ghoul-fiend lore. . .hellish people by the score.

It was an icky-witchy creepy-dreamy Hallow ghostly-plot big-screamy
Metaphor for this cursed night foray
A sicky-witchy creepy-schemie Hallow ogre lot, big-meanies,
So from the nocturn, I wanted to stray.
Ghouls, screams, gore, wicked hounds outside the door.

I was afraid to go out where there’s throatin’
And canines clamp on the carotid’s core.
I was afraid to go out and was hopin’
That I had not bumped and caused open sores.
Boo! Scream more! Witches pounding on the door!

It was a witches-sic-me creepy-screamy Hallow ghostly lot: wish-eat-me. . .
Meant-to-gore-me, a thirst-biting fray.
A witchy-stick-me creepy-meanie sallow oafishlot zit-teemy.
Under a blanket I scampered to stay.
Boo! Screams soar! Wicked sounds upon the moor.

Cowed, I am afraid to come ’cause this lot yearns
To night-wander, gut, bite, suck, and chew.
Wow! This blanket’s frayed, and I can feel, my mop burns:
Of my brains they’re braising a ragout.
Stew, eat more. Hell! This is no metaphor!!

It was a fixin’s-is-me eatin’-feasty hollowed-out-my-pot-cerebry:
Mental forge cannot work in this way.
The dinner is me: creepy-feely. . .swallowing my thoughts, binge-mealy.
And then this lot burps, post-cranial buffet.

In the nocturn, under blanket,
Under blanket, gruesome gore,
Lunch of gore; gruesome noshers
Fressed—there isn’t any more!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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 4   1
 5   7

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Wild Child JIN - October 21, 2010 - Report this comment
One, two, three, four, five five five for a scary score! ;-)
Old Man Ribber - October 21, 2010 - Report this comment
JAB - This is so good it's scary!! ;D
Patrick - October 21, 2010 - Report this comment
So many frivolous songs on this site. It was time for something more "cerebral". Wonderful use of language.
TJC - October 21, 2010 - Report this comment
More than itsy bit o' mastery here--WAY more!
John Barry - October 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Wild: Thanks a lot, and a lot more!
OMR: Many merçis
Patrick: Wonderful comment, thanks!
TJC: Thank you.
mark Scotti - October 21, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm learning....AND LAUGHING at the same time!!!
w.W.w - October 21, 2010 - Report this comment
PirateJack, great Fright~writte, Sir !
Andy Primus - October 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Excellent word subs
Ann Hammond - October 22, 2010 - Report this comment
he he

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