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Song Parodies -> "The Nastiest, Anthem"

Original Song Title:

"Star Spangled Banner"

Original Performer:

Many Bad Singers

Parody Song Title:

"The Nastiest, Anthem"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Oh, say, do they fleece,
as they con girls and guys.
They’d make proud men who’re made;
a price-hike type, ass-reaming.
Our dough’s swiped; the blight starts
with perjurious lies.
Yes, these rapacious frauds
are just ghastly thieves scheming.
Then our pockets picked bare
by cons, worst anywhere. . .
take loot day and night;
they’ve cached swag everywhere.
Oh, say, are these large-bankroll
scammers depraved!
From Anthem we need be freed,
or our dough won’t be saved.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Old Man Ribber - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
I think you've hit the Key points. Well done! ;D
Mark Scotti - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
'And the rockets flew up our derrieres!!!" Well shot!
adagio - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
So well rhymed that if a person doesn't pay attention, they'd SWEAR it was the national anthem. And they're words that make sense. :D
2Eagle - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
That's one more naughty parody of the national anthem. During the Contra hearings, Dr. Demento received a cassette wrapped in a plastic flag. It was a single voice singing a cappella, "Oh say can you see by Ollie's delight....".
John Barry - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, all. Not mentioned in the parody: the parent company of this particular brand of Golden State thieves raked in $4.7 billion in profits last year. Their greatest skill is in performing cashectomies on their customers.
Matthias - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Am I the only one to point out the brilliance of the original artist on this one. Rosanne's was the worst but I agree with you there John, there has been many, many bad sings attempting to sing this song.
LilCashTrix - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
CaptainJack de Barrow, Heck, love your word ~CashEctomy~ . . . muy Caliente SenorSiete !
Andy Primus - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Liked it better than the original
Fiddlegirl - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Just a hunch that not much dough will be saved by the Fed, either... but a very fine parody! Take 555 mg of praise, and call us in the morning. ;)
Phil Nelson - February 16, 2010 - Report this comment
A truly great parody

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