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Song Parodies -> "Enron-Con Cons"

Original Song Title:

"Da Do Ron Ron"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Crystals

Parody Song Title:

"Enron-Con Cons"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Jury gave their verdicts for Kenny and Skill',
Enron-ron-ron-ron, Enron-ron-ron.
Verdicts said these crooks were full of guilt,
Enron-con-con-con, Enron-con cons.

Yeah, Kenny and Skill',
Yes, they're full of guilt.
Prison'll be their home,
Enron-con-con-con, Enron-con cons.

They knew what they were doing, each a thieving guy,
Enron-con-con-ron, Enron-con-con.
They both deny it, but they both lie,
Enron-con-con-con, Enron-con cons.

Each a thieving guy,
Then they both did lie.
Ken's a faux-Christian gnome,
Enron-con-con-con, Enron-con cons.

Victims are in heaven if these two do time,
Enron-con-con-con, Enron-con cons.
Justice if they too lose their last dime,
Enron-con-con-con, Enron-con cons.

When they're doing time
For their heinous crime,
Let cellmates drive it home,
In two cons-cons-cons, in two con cons.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

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alvin rhodes - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
nice bit o'bashin'
AFW - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Great title...cleverly and rightfully expressed..555
Michael Pacholek - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Wonder if Georgie will pardon his pal Kenny Boy?
Stephen Harrington - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good, 5s.
John Barry - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, AFW, MP, Stephen.
carol - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
wonder if Bubba Johnson will be there to greet them? 5's
Larry Hensley - May 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Catchy and funny parody, 5's
Johnny D - May 28, 2006 - Report this comment
5s for you & The Gray-Bar Hotel for them!
Jerry R - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
You were too nice to them in the last lyric but anyway nice goin

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