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Song Parodies -> "Pennsylvania Poper"

Original Song Title:

"Pennsylvania Polka"

Original Performer:

The Andrews Sisters

Parody Song Title:

"Pennsylvania Poper"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Tired of the Newt shtik. . .a new number 1,
The Pennsylvania Poper.
Michele, Rick, Herman, Newt all had a run. . .
The Pennsylvania Poper.
It started with Bachmann, but soon she was done;
She had crazy-eyes mania.
All of them had crazy crania—
It’s now the Poper from Pennsylvania.

No romancing
Of that guy named Mitt; he ain’t caught on.
They ain’t chancing
That he’s a real conservative spawn.
So they’re wary. . .
Gay marriage is in Mass by the sea.
And his religion’s queer;
He’s averse to drinking beer.
Of Mitt, they’re thinking, “Anyone but him!”

Desperate for new shtik, they’ve now picked this one:
The Pennsylvania Poper.
He’s now their partner. How many left? None.
Unless Ron next they gofer.
They sure hate Obama, radical Kenyan,
And boiling in their crania
Is rabid anti-Mitt mania.
Latest: the Poper from Pennsylvania.

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LilCatLickHer - March 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Chips ahoy, Sir ! Great Write ! !

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