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Song Parodies -> "Threads Marred: Waste Shed"

Original Song Title:

"La Marseillaise"

Original Performer:

Claude Joseph Rouget de Lisle

Parody Song Title:

"Threads Marred: Waste Shed"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Translation
Legs lovers can't wait to be eating
And have fine a froggy field day.
Contraindicated, toads; bleating
Will be your intestines, "No way!"
Intestines will revolt, I say--
You'll hear the chute open, your crap vent
And solids down frothed legs will slide;
Slipp'ry, into your shoes they'll glide,
From booty into boot entrapment.
Alarmed by sh!it ointment
That warms your flat-feet home.
March on, march on to where you purge
Your puckered place and clothes.

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Stan Hall - November 13, 2008 - Report this comment
C'est bonne et très crôle, ma je doit dire que je préfère ta version française. :-)
Stan - November 13, 2008 - Report this comment
drôle, ave un "d" Merde!
alvin - November 13, 2008 - Report this comment
that was simply lovely...lol
MadameWing - November 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Captain Jaque, I prefer the wings myself ! Mange on, Sir !
Guy - November 13, 2008 - Report this comment
See my comment on the French fried version.
John Barry - November 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone.
Jason - November 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent!

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