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Song Parodies -> "I'm Gowned"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Down"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I'm Gowned"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Huge swellin' thighs nobody can see
'cause of my fine haberdashery.
I'm gowned (I'm neatly gowned)
I'm gowned (in gown I'm found)
I'm gowned (completely gowned).

Why do you laugh when my clothes are gowns?
I'm not in pants like denims stone-ground.

Man buys things woman, dons 'em each day,
Adds some bling; hat's a little outré.
I'm gowned (I'm neatly gowned)
I'm gowned (in gown I'm found)
I'm gowned (I'm neatly gowned).

Why do you laugh when my clothes are gowns?
I don't run laps when my clothes are gowns.

I'm all alone and go to the wife's pelts,
Grab rhinestone-studded Dior quite svelte.
I'm gowned (completely gowned)
I'm gowned (in gown renowned)
I'm gowned (repletely gowned).

I am too fat--gotta drop some pounds;
I split the back--I'd better blow town.

So I blow my hometown (leave my hometown)
My getup's the cleft gown (cleave in the gown)
Gowned, I'm flagged down (cops flag me down)
Off I go, hoosegow-bound (I'm really down)
Gowned, -bound, down.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Stan Hall - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Ths really puts the tight vest in transvestite. :-)
alvin - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
fits nicely...uh....the lyrics, i mean
Invisible Boy - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
I would never laugh John...well, that's not quite true...I did
UnGownedVotress - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey P'irate Jack Queasy, your shipmates are beginning to wonder, Sir . . . . Captain Barrow o'HMS "Quease & Slease"
John Barry - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stan, Alvin, IB, UGV.
Andria - December 12, 2008 - Report this comment
I have worn hospital gowns, which expose more of one's body than most people want to see, I have worn graduation gowns, which are hot and uncomfortable and tend to restrict movement, and I have worn nightgowns, which, as the name implies, are pretty much only good for sleeping in, and this parody is good for making a person laugh. It also deserves 5s straight across.
Brandon Reina - January 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Good parody. Did you mean frilly formal princess gowns worn by girls? There's one worn by Princess Mia. There's one worn by Maria Paula. There's one worn by Princess Toadstool. There's one worn by Lady LovelyLocks. There's one worn by Kitzia. There's one worn by Marisol Ornelas. There are way too many to mention that I could never count them all.

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