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Song Parodies -> "Atmo’ Ablation!"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Atmo’ Ablation!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Seems the ovoid globe was down from fullest plump;
about it we hear day after day.
In Bartspeak: many people having a cow
about trivia that won’t go away.

Atmo’ Ablation! Atmo’ ablation.
They’ve named it Ballgate. . .
“pundits” masturbating.

I couldn’t care less about any of this. Do you?
So I commit sports apostasy.
There is another word, a bit more light
for this mountain out of a molehill—that’s “Ballghazi.”

Scandal! Deflation!! Scandal! Deflation!!
is a huge time waste—
Pats prevaricating.

Balls aside, the Pats as a team are better.
Hard or softened. . .would have won anyway.
There are real-world problems we face right now,
and yet on this non-issue everyone stays.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Jonathan - January 27, 2015 - Report this comment
I was "Anticipating" a parody on this topic from you! :) 5's
Patrick - January 27, 2015 - Report this comment
This whole affair has given "news" commentators and talk show hosts the opportunity to make jokes about "balls". Just like the "hard" or "soft" references you used. This will keep up until next Monday, when they will have to find something else to smirk about.

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