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Song Parodies -> "Havin' His Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Havin' My Baby"

Original Performer:

Paul Anka

Parody Song Title:

"Havin' His Baby"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Turns out the electorate wasn’t the only thing “Schwanzenegger” screwed.
Havin’ his baby. . .
Prior to governin’, he’s layin’
A staffer honey,
Havin’ his baby.
Prior to governin’, he’s playin’—
In oven put a bun, he.

But Maria wasn’t knowin’:
He was humpin’ on the sly.
Then up hon was blowin’,
And then havin’ his baby.

To this woman, made love
(First her—then to voters: “I’ll screw ya”).

Havin’ his baby—
To this woman, made love—
Years later, he fessed: “It’s true, ja!”

The seed inside her,
It started growin’—
His Schwanz, he’d inside her,
But nobody else was knowin’
Now, his marriage he’s blowin’,
’cause she’s havin’ his baby.

He was wolfin’ in love
And couldn’t govern his willie.

On the side he kept her
When he went to screw her.
Of course, he kept her from his wife—
That is, he lied to her. . .
The other, he knew her
In a biblical way; he
Was out wolfin’ in love
And shovin’ it in—no pill, she.

Havin’ that lady (havin’ his baby),
As the governor, when brayin’,
His accent’d slay me.

Havin’ his baby (calvin’ that lady).
He was shtuppin’, pre-gov,
For this love: alimony-pay spree.

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2Eagle - May 18, 2011 - Report this comment
This song is dedicated to Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Anthony Quinn, etc, etc, etc - ha ha. Arnie isn't unique.
NorCalCougaress - May 19, 2011 - Report this comment
PirateJack . . . it doth seem, sirSweaty, that though Governor Ahnold promised us that he would 'blow up' boxes, after 8 years all he could blow up was his Cleaning Lady ! ! !

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