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Song Parodies -> "Baubles, Girls"
Original Song Title:
"Bobby's Girl"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Marcie Blane
Parody Song Title:
"Baubles, Girls"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
(You've got 'em, trinkets galore)
(You've got 'em, trinkets galore)
I bask in jewelry*
It's hanging off of me
Drowning am I in trinkets galore
(You've got 'em, trinkets galore)
I love to wear each day
Glitz glamour that's outré
I've got more bling
Than a Vegas whore
I'm flauntin' these baubles, girls
I'm flauntin' these baubles, girls
That's the boast: I'm sportin' bling jewelry
I'm dripping in baubles, girls,
Tripping on baubles, girls
Those are fake rocks on my hand you see
Each night I sift through stones
Fondling cubic zircon's
I've blown on baubles all my pelf
(You've got 'em, trinkets galore)
Wasted my hard-earned pay
On stones that make me weigh
More than three stone more than just myself
I'm flauntin' these baubles, girls
I'm flauntin' these baubles, girls
I'm the most adorned with bling jewelry
I'm dripping in baubles, girls,
Tripping on baubles, girls
Those are fake rocks hanging off of me
I'm flauntin' these baubles, girls
I'm flauntin' these baubles, girls
I'm flauntin' these baubles, girls
*three syllables here; otherwise, two
(You've got 'em, trinkets galore)
I bask in jewelry*
It's hanging off of me
Drowning am I in trinkets galore
(You've got 'em, trinkets galore)
I love to wear each day
Glitz glamour that's outré
I've got more bling
Than a Vegas whore
I'm flauntin' these baubles, girls
I'm flauntin' these baubles, girls
That's the boast: I'm sportin' bling jewelry
I'm dripping in baubles, girls,
Tripping on baubles, girls
Those are fake rocks on my hand you see
Each night I sift through stones
Fondling cubic zircon's
I've blown on baubles all my pelf
(You've got 'em, trinkets galore)
Wasted my hard-earned pay
On stones that make me weigh
More than three stone more than just myself
I'm flauntin' these baubles, girls
I'm flauntin' these baubles, girls
I'm the most adorned with bling jewelry
I'm dripping in baubles, girls,
Tripping on baubles, girls
Those are fake rocks hanging off of me
I'm flauntin' these baubles, girls
I'm flauntin' these baubles, girls
I'm flauntin' these baubles, girls
*three syllables here; otherwise, two
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great twist...5s
Baubles, bitches, and beads! 555
Thanks, Alvin, Yoidy
A sparkling re-do
and in December, you can work part-time as a Christmas tree - nice job, JAB - 555
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