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Song Parodies -> "It Won’t Sit Well, This Food"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"It Won’t Sit Well, This Food"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
It won’t set well, this food,
if you should dine
on it a lot; you will have rued.
Mostly fryin’
carbs and fat fryin’.
It’s far from outstandin’
as you wolf it down.
Keep up, you’ll be landin’
where jammies are an open-back gown.
You won’t be well if you
on this crap dine…
ain’t fine.
With junk food,
what’s accrued—
you’ll have rued—
is exudate that routs
near everywhere
inside your body…
might get gout.
This “cuisine”
they try to sell as food…
don’t buy that line.
if you should dine
on it a lot; you will have rued.
Mostly fryin’
carbs and fat fryin’.
It’s far from outstandin’
as you wolf it down.
Keep up, you’ll be landin’
where jammies are an open-back gown.
You won’t be well if you
on this crap dine…
ain’t fine.
With junk food,
what’s accrued—
you’ll have rued—
is exudate that routs
near everywhere
inside your body…
might get gout.
This “cuisine”
they try to sell as food…
don’t buy that line.
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