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Song Parodies -> "I've Got Quenelle for You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got Quenelle for You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I've got quenelle* for you--
We'll dumpling-dine.
It's poached and slopped in sauce like glue.
There's no fryin',
There is no fryin.

First you have to chop it
Up--meat, till it's ground.
Then you've got to stuff it
And cook it up till it's golden brown.

I've got quenelle for you--
We'll dumpling-dine,
We'll dine.

We will chew,
We will chew,
We will chew,
Chew through glue, swallow down
This dumpling fare
That is so tasty
But puts on pounds.

We're beefy.
I've got quenelle for you--
We'll dumpling-dine.

[fade on chewing sounds]

*a type of meat dumpling

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