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Song Parodies -> "I Put Some Kelp in Stew"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I Put Some Kelp in Stew"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I put some kelp in stew
Whose base was kine.
Made a consistency of glue--
It was slimy,
And it was briny.

OK, I'll add sand dabs*
To try to cut down
Viscousness. . .toss crabs in,
But crap, they cost a lot by the pound!

I put some kelp in stew,
But not next time.
Next: thyme.

I love stew,
I love stew,
I love stew,
I love stew--it's great chow
But doesn't pair
With weed from sea
Don't go with cow--
Good steer meat.

I put some kelp in stew;
Now we must dine.

*type of Pacific flatfish

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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alvin rhodes - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment
maybe you need to add a little "kelp-helper"
Meriadoc - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment
We got some bags of seaweed free once. Soon figured out why they were giving it away...
John Barry - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin (heh heh), Merry.
PMS - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I am laughing kelp-lessly

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