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Song Parodies -> "Jell-o, I Love You"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, I Love You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Jell-o, I Love You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Porfle beat me to it on the title
Jell-o, I love you,
though don’t know ’bout that name!
Jell-o, I love you,
set my taste buds aflame!
Jell-o, I love you,
no two colors the same.
Jell-o, I love you,
when I’m out, it’s a shame.

I’m noshing on this treat;
dining on it’s mighty neat.
Dude, I’m not thinking of pie,
and Dairy Queen I ain’t gonna try.

“Jell-o, I love you,”
Oh I’m here to exclaim.
Jell-o, I love you,
that love ain’t gonna tame.
Jell-o, I love you
more than most any dame.
Jell-o, I love you,
got your pic in a frame.

I hold my nose at pies—
got no stature in my eyes.
Your form is languid,
from you eggs are gone.
When you move
I’ll think of boobs anon.

Slouched on couch, about to eat
like a hog too slopped, plopped in defeat.
Soufflé’s smoky taste don’t make me drool.
Screw the hope to suck up yucky gruel!

Jell-o. . . .
I nosh you,
I eat, right tasty!
Jell-o. . . .

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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2Eagle - September 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Remember Knox Blox? That's food you can play with before you eat it.
Meriadoc - September 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Now that's a solid, inert parody!
Rob Arndt - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
JAB-5s... sorry I'm so late, been sick all day. MY version: Napalm, I dropped you/ this is NOT a war game/ Napalm, I dropped you/ sets the jungle aflame!/ Napalm, I dropped you/ VC firing in vain/ Napalm, I dropped you/ Thunderchief is my name!!!
lifeliver - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
'More than most any dame'? Wow. Boobs Anon wobble better, don't you think?

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