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Song Parodies -> "Our Mouse"

Original Song Title:

"Our Mouse"

Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills, & Nash

Parody Song Title:

"Our Mouse"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Alvin Rhodes' "Big Mouse" gave me the idea for this. Thanks, Alvin.
I'll light the fire
Under the beaker made of glass,
Full of DNA.

Blazingly the fire
Empowers the powdered
Steroids I've added to
The mix; it's strong,
Won't be long till we
Shoot 5 CCs

Into the mouse,
After which it takes just five minutes.
It's working real good--
The rodent balloons,
Through the window he zooms and makes for
My pets and he starts to chew them:
Fido and a crew
Of kitties too.

Our mouse is a very, VERY large mouse,
Kills two cats in the yard,
Fido's body-slammed, hard.
It's not like average meeses
'Cause it's huge.
Glandular, lar, lar, lar, lar lar. . . .

Blast our. .

Ready, aim fire
I level my Mauser* and I blast,
Blow the mouse away.

*Brand of German hunting rifle. "Maus" is German for "mouse."

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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John Barry - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Meesa culpa: the OS is "Our House."
alvin rhodes - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
too funny...tough song to do, too....your mouse beat up my mouse
Gamera, aka Tommy the Giant Turtle - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
You guys never been to Disney? Guess that's where MM, etc. came from. Mouse clicks "5" 3x.
BTW, Pa Turtle has a Mauser pistol taken from a German soldier; never connected the brand with its translation. Strange: "Look at my 9mm Mouse Gun"!
John Barry - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
TT, "Maus" is "mouse," but "Mauser" is "moult." "Mouser" is "Maeusefaenger." Ach du Lieber!
Stuart McArthur - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
funny stuff here JAB - "Kills two cats in the yard" was beautifully done, and "glandularr" - LOL - 555
TT - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment

Turns out it's named for "Peter Paul von Mauser, inventor of a repeating rifle and pistol (1838-1914) ". h**ttp:// (Gotta luv the Web!)
Larry Hensley - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Cool parody! 5's
LucidLupin - March 25, 2006 - Report this comment
three squeakin' fives

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