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Song Parodies -> "Where Stands Poizner?"

Original Song Title:

"Where the Boys Are"

Original Performer:

Connie Francis

Parody Song Title:

"Where Stands Poizner?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Where stands Poizner? Role of a leftie
Once his place, but Steve’s two-faced—
He’s now plus Genghis-y.
Where stands Poizner? An ultra-rightie?
You can’t pin down this creepy clown;
You might say that Steve is flip-floppy.

Steve’s endowed with a billion geeters;*
He’s gonna try and buy.
Steve’s just one of several slimy bleaters
Who’d purchase office high.

He’ll be folding because he’s niggardly.
That’s cause Poizner, cheapskate Poizner
Can’t beat pois’ner.**
Steve spends just 50.***

** Meg Whitman
***million (speculation here, but he is being seriously outspent by his main republican rival, Whitman, in the race for CA governor; although he has started to close the gap as he and meg battle to outslime each other)

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MadameDeBoot - May 25, 2010 - Report this comment
CaptainJack ne-pas-Boot, check his feet ! Is he wearing thongs ? ? Now I'm sure he isn't wearing daBoots, SirSweaty ! I saw ~ ROBIN HOOD ~ . . . plenty o`BootDudes in that flick! & Russell Crowe lookin' hot in der Saddle ! !
CowPattyHearst - May 25, 2010 - Report this comment
I can't imagine electing anybody named Poizner~Poison.

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