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Song Parodies -> "SuperbCattleFranks'N'BrisketLet'sEatSal'sProposin'"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Original Performer:

Mary Poppins soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"SuperbCattleFranks'N'BrisketLet'sEatSal'sProposin'"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

GERD: gastroesophageal reflux disease; "Frapped Gin" = gin frappé; marsala: fortified wine originating in Marsala, Sicily; Frankl, Paul, 20th century art historian and teacher; triptych: 3-panel painting
[Hal, Val, Sal, Cal, and Dick walk into Al's Café]

Yum, nibble, nibble, nibble Bundt, nibble, cake,
Yum, nibble, nibble, nibble much, nibble, cake.

Sit. . .
"SoupOrSaladSandwichBiscuits?Let'sEat"Hal'sProposin'.
At Al's café you will find
Lot's of things to be chosen.
Lasagna is freshly stuffed,
Not like those dinners frozen.

"SoupOrCalcium-RichDishesLet'sEat"Val'sProposin'.
Yum, nibble, nibble, nibble, yum, nibble, hake,
Yum, nibble, nibble, nibble much, nibble, hake.

The five go there six times a week;
Al's their surrogate dad.
At the menu they take a peek:
Today's special is shad.

There's also a roasted game bird;
Aromas fill their nose.
With all they eat, they may get GERD,
But down the hatch it goes. Go. . .

"SuperbCattleFranks'N'BrisketLet'sEat"Sal'sProposin'.
Sal must be a red-meat man,
The others are supposin'.
He just cannot get enough,
Though arteries are closin'.

SoupNorSaladFrappedGinInMitts"Prosit"CalIsToastin'.
Drunk, tipple, tipple, tipple, drunk, tipple, baked.
Drunk, lips'll slip until he'll mispronounce sake.

He makes toasts from around the world,
A special one is sent
To Al, who wipes a tear away
Then in a bow is bent.

They do lots of marsala,
Negating sobriety.
The hours pass; it's half past ten;
They've reached satiety. Then:

"SuperbCalculateTheTipDickLet'sLeaveAl'sIsClosin'"
"Let's go to the gallery,"
What Richard is proposin'.
An art buff, he'd rendered ruff
While paintin' Alice posin'.

"SuperbCraftedFranklTriptychLet'sLeaveGall'ry'sClosing."
Hunt, diddle, diddle, diddle, hunt, diddle, make
It with a chick who'll slip out on sleeping mate.

It's Hal who says, "The night is young,
So, hey, let's make our way
To summon up some 'birds,'
As the lads in Britain might say."

A bar--they drink dog-hairfully;
With alcohol they're rife.
Then--all five in bed with one girl,
And that girl is Al's wife.


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Agrimorfee - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Great, funny funny...but John, John, WHY did you stop at the 3/4 point!? I'm suffering from an acute case of Parodis interruptis!
John Barry - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
You're right, Agrimorfee, the sheet from which I'm going ends ". . .and now that girl's me wife." Idiotic as it may sound, I have three more of these things in the works, one done à la 3/4, two incomplete as of now. I'll find a sheet with the final verse and add it to the two as yet unfinished, if possible.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Parts are even more stressed than TOS, but pretty good. 444.
alvin rhodes - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
generous fellow, that al...5s
John Barry - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Final chorus: "She's SuperCalisthenticTwistingSexBeastThralledByHoses. . . ."
John Barry - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry to beat a dead hose, but the actual final chorus of this thing is: "She's SuperCalisthenticTwistingSexBeastAlShe'sHosin'"
John Barry - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ag, Peter, Alvin.

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