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Song Parodies -> "I'd Put In Seltzer, Too"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I'd Put In Seltzer, Too"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I'd put in seltzer, too,
To cut the wine.
A cooler's what will then ensue.
If you're dryin'. . .
Should one be tryin'.
You will want to grab it
And guzzle it down.
Better than a shandy
Or a brandy to erase your frown.
I'd put in seltzer to
Make it taste fine,
Just fine.
You'll want to
Have drunk two. . .
Tasty brew
To quench you, if a drought
Should occur where
You pour freely--
That it, your mout'.
So, three cheers.
Put in some seltzer to
Mix with the wine.
To cut the wine.
A cooler's what will then ensue.
If you're dryin'. . .
Should one be tryin'.
You will want to grab it
And guzzle it down.
Better than a shandy
Or a brandy to erase your frown.
I'd put in seltzer to
Make it taste fine,
Just fine.
You'll want to
Have drunk two. . .
Tasty brew
To quench you, if a drought
Should occur where
You pour freely--
That it, your mout'.
So, three cheers.
Put in some seltzer to
Mix with the wine.
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nice mix
Thanks, Alvin.
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