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Song Parodies -> "Rancid Wind"

Original Song Title:

"Catch the Wind"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Rancid Wind"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

It'll ill ye; down in minutes
On the floor ye'll be,
Begging, "Plug the hole of that behind!"

It's stealing all around ye,
So ye place your hand
'round your nose and
Try to belay the smell. . .mighty rancid wind.

When bum-sound gales will fly,
Ye’ll want to hide, won’t smile;
It’s mighty vile—
Out from that airy nook. . .like sty of swine.

Wish he would plug it now
’cause it’s the reekest stink;
’twill make ye think,
“Argh!!!! belay the smell of mighty rancid wind!”

[protracted flatulence]

It pains, this funk; ye grieve, in tears,
’cause from his rear
Out spills skunk-beer
Aroma; ye’re peeved—near out of your mind,

Stand far from this fart
Is where ye want to be—
It’s pong turkey.
Yeah, it’ll make tears well—cry, it’s rancid wind.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Old Man Ribber - November 18, 2009 - Report this comment
A sterling example of "fine fart" music. ;D
unKnownVotirx - November 18, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . R A N K ~ O N, . . . SirSweaty !
blackjack21 - November 19, 2009 - Report this comment
EWWW!!! This parody reeks!!! Skunky Fives.
Stan Hall - November 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Great one, as always, JAB ... but does this mean you've replaced your signature song ("I Put a Smell On You"?) ;-)

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