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Song Parodies -> "Marquis de. . ."

Original Song Title:

"Maria"

Original Performer:

West Side Story soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Marquis de. . ."

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Marquis de. . . .

The excruciating wound has me stirred.

Marquis de. . . . (4x)

I feel stigmatic stick; then I'm wounded by nasty words.

Marquis de. . . . (4x)

Marquis de, I'm stretched by a man named Marquis de. . . .
He's sundered me; I'm lame;
His methods are not tame,
You see.

Marquis de. . . .
I'm whipped by a man named Marquis de.
I'm bludgeoned then I'm bound
With truncheon he will trounce
On me.

Marquis de. . . .

"Say it: 'ouch'!" he will bray while flaying.
"Sadey," I say, and he's belaying.

Marquis de. . . .
He'll never stop waling, Marquis de. . . .

The most bruiserful wound ever incurred.

Marquis de. . . .

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alvin - March 15, 2008 - Report this comment
painfully funny

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