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Song Parodies -> "A Little Down? Huff Meth, My Friend"

Original Song Title:

"O Little Town of Bethlehem"

Original Performer:

Christmas Carol

Parody Song Title:

"A Little Down? Huff Meth, My Friend"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

From the Web: Rector Phillips Brooks (1835-1903) of Philadelphia, wrote the words to O Little Town of Bethlehem in 1868, following a pilgrimage to the Holy Land. He was inspired by the view of Bethlehem from the hills of Palestine especially at night time hence the lyrics of O Little Town of Bethlehem. His church organist Lewis Redner (1831-1908) wrote the melody to O Little Town of Bethlehem for the Sunday school children's choir.
A little down? Huff meth, my friend,
And still thou wilst never lie.
Just snort it deep, thou wilst not sleep,
With thy dilated eyes.
Now in the kitchen shineth
The phosphorescent light.
The dope, don't fear, is cooked and clear—
There's meth in thee tonight.

Yes, one time thou wast married
To the woman thou loved.
She weeped because you were a creep,
And then out thou wast shoved.
The morning found thee nestled
In a pile of wet earth,
Curled in fetal positioning,
Like thou had before birth.

How violently, how violently
Thou craved some past thy septum.
Though it would cause a racing heart,
'Twould feeleth just like heaven.
Thou fear'st withdrawal coming,
And thou hast itchy skin.
Thou thinkst of building thee a still
So thou canst distill gin.

Thou art holding no meth, my friend—
To stuff into thy face.
Why's methedrine labeled a sin
And made a federal case,
Thou ask, when the effects are,
Thou thinkst, ephemeral?
They'll even bust you for some dust
That's just ephederal

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AFW - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
There's a Meth-od to your good badness..
Meriadoc - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Interesting...
Johnny D - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Open all night: DRUGS! We deliver: DRUGS! 555!
John Barry - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, Meri, JD.
alvin rhodes - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
jiminy...i already have trouble with insomnia without exacerbatin' the problem...nice job on this one
Michael Pacholek - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Glad you shot this one up here.

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