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Song Parodies -> "Choke Chain"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Choke Chain"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Because a pitbull snout causes grave tissue rout:
choke chain.
That dog will take you down; you’ll be ground round:
choke chain.
You will die, you will die, ’less they buy choke chain.

If one should get loose, you’re screwed unless they use
choke chain.
Your days will be done if it ain’t got one:
choke chain.
You will die, on ground lie, ’less they buy choke chain.

If your limbs are gone, then there wasn’t one on:
choke chain.
Dogs bred for attack; you’re doomed if curs lack
choke chain.
You will die, it’s goodbye, ’less they buy
choke chain.

You will die, in morgue lie, ’less they buy
choke chain.
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