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Song Parodies -> "Must Precedes Vin"

Original Song Title:

"Dust in the Wind"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Must Precedes Vin"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I hope for wine;
First the juice must ferment
Then the potion's done.
Always clean
Casks in which the wine is produced from the yeast.
Must precedes vin.
Stall the carboys--must precedes vin.

If it's wrong,
It will taste like water or too acidy.
If the cru
Is grown in good ground: gourmet delicacy.
Must precedes vin.
Stall the carping--must precedes vin.

Go grow damn corn
For that nasty ethyl
That's turned to redeye.
I'll sip away
At something that is red
But whose proof ain't so high.

Lust is a sin,
But I lust for must not yet vin.
Must's tinged my chin:
Degusted must runs down my chin.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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alvin - June 26, 2008 - Report this comment
drippy what you've done with it...ended up being drippy in a different way
lilLustyCakes - June 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack, . . . seems you're California lustin' . . . . . for that Napa Merlot tastin' Vine !

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